Talking in your sleep: BorderBradors

I talk in my sleep.
It started in my mid twenties, stopped when I hooked up again with Sarah and started again 2 years ago.
Sarah finds it hilariously funny if she hears me talking, and last night she took notes as I never believe her in the morning.

I am planning on breeding a super dog. One that will fetch, carry and do the housework. It will be a border collie crossed with a labrador

It even has a name, it’s a BorderBrador. I also have a name, I am a Somniloquist and only 4% of adults suffer this.

Note to Sarah – see I told you I was special Note to everyone else, private joke, just smile anyway

Somniloquy, or talking in your sleep, is a harmless condition although it has been known to scare observers on occasion, so I am told those that are awake can mistake the sleep talker for also being awake, as some of them respond back and join in a conversation.

Now I am sure Sarah takes advantage of me here, saying that I agreed things when I didn’t and as she suffers insomnia, I am partially dependent on her being awake to listen to these late night conversations. It seems I am very creative in these chats, maybe I need to get a voice activated dictaphone to record some more of my late night thoughts, who knows what things I can come up with!

Kevin