How To Pass The Citizenship Test, [Part 2].

You must pass the “Life in the United Kingdom Test” to get your British citizenship, or to stay in Britain as a permanent resident. WARNING: NOTING WRITTEN HEREIN SHOULD BE CONSTRUED AS A RECOMMENDATION ON HOW TO OBTAIN CITIZENSHIP IN TURKEY, OR ANY OTHER NATION. In this earlier blog, I reported how I finally obtained […]

When George Bush Jnr. Cancelled My Breakfast . . .

Imagine this scene. You’re in your bedroom. Your eyes slowly open. Looking out you focus and attempt to take in your surroundings. Ah it’s O.K. you’re where you expected to be. The tip of your tongue scans the place where your bottom row of teeth meets your gums. Further back, between your tongue and the […]