February 23, 2012

Have we ever had high quality services in telecoms?

If there’s a lasting impact of Steve Jobs, it’s an increased awareness that deep design matters. I say deep design, because so often “design” is dismissed as something superficial – applying to only the veneer of an object, it’s aesthetics, what it looks like. But I think Apple, and Steve Jobs in particular, showed that design applies throughout the entirety of a product; from its external appearance to its very soul.

Designing and delivering a service is, in my opinion, harder than designing and delivering a satisfying, if not delightful, product. A product is a tangible good, the benefits of which are consumer post production – you can’t use a car or a computer until after they have been manufactured. You can touch, feel and even taste a product. Classic examples abound, but arguably the most high profile products of recent times are the iPod, the iPhone and the iPad.

Services are different. Services are intangible goods, the benefits of which are consumed simultaneously with production of the good.

Think about that for a while, take your time to mull it over. I’ll say it again; Services are intangible goods, the benefits of which are consumed simultaneously with production of the good.

The single most important attribute of good product design is consistency of behavior. We can easily hop from car to car because the form factor of car design has largely resolved itself to be consistent. Gears change just so, indicators operate just so, wiper blades and so on… Services should also be designed to give as consistent a user experience as possible. Apple’s app store is a well designed service, one click and you’ve bought a new app that installs itself on your iPad. No hassle. The iTunes store is another example of a well design process, augmented by an innovative product, the iPod.

These are two examples of well designed services that are supported by well designed products that serve a market need. Satisfaction guaranteed to all participants.

But have we ever had quality services in telecoms? I recently postulated that when “voice” was the only service offered by telecoms, the medium could deliver the message by which I meant that the copper wires could provide sufficient and consistent bandwidth over significant distance such that service could be universal. The switching equipment was incredibly reliable with up times being 99.999% of the time. Satisfaction guaranteed. But actually I don’t think this is correct. Satisfaction wasn’t guaranteed: in fact the service was both rudimentary and poorly delivered.

Remember the definition of a service: Services are intangible goods, the benefits of which are consumed simultaneously with production of the good.

Rotary phones were slow and if you misdialed you had to start over. Push button phones masked usability problems – on the face of it these were easier to use, but only if you knew the number. You could store numbers on speed dial buttons – but I have about 3,000 contacts on my iPhone. Any advanced services were dire – remember “Star services”? Even now, with advanced LCD-based IP Phones, transferring calls remains a hit and miss affair. The service-supporting products were poor and the network limitations couldn’t offer much beyond basic telephony.

And as for the network – using copper in the access – did this really do such a great job of transmitting the human voice? The reason a telephone call sounds like a telephone call is because while the range of the human voice extends from 80 Hz to 14 kHz, traditional, narrowband telephone calls limit audio frequencies to the range of 300 Hz to 3.4 kHz, which results in the subsequent loss of audio fidelity giving the characteristic “telephone call” sound. So it seems to me that while the old telephone network may have made the best use of the technology available, the available technology couldn’t deliver a truly satisfying service.

The iPhone showed the way. It reignited the phone market and showed that phones could be useful and usable. The dramatic change that this product triggered in the cell phone market is still in progress with former giants Nokia and RIM in trouble. Despite all the Apple vs Samsung, Samsung vs Apple litigation, smart phone form factor is becoming settled.

But the element that lets these devices down is the network. There just isn’t enough bandwidth to match the processing power and thus the capabilities of smart user devices, whether they are tablets such as the iPad, smartphones, or traditional laptops and desktops.

Old copper networks didn’t have the smart end user devices, they delivered low-fidelity audio and they had severe limitations that hampered even slightly advanced features. But they had reach and they had consistency of behavior, they were predictably reliable. Now we have smart devices, but we have an inconsistent and unpredictable reliability in the network that doesn’t have reach.

Just look at the rigmarole consumers have to go through to get just a vague idea of the service they might receive from their broadband service provider, and when they do receive service it’s far and away removed from the advertised speeds. You don’t need me to tell you this, but just for the record, here’s a recent speed test on my connection (advertised as 20Mbps down and 1Mbs up), circa 1 mile from the local exchange:

Ofcom’s customer satisfaction service published in November 2011 revealed that speed, or bandwidth, was the main source of contention, so to speak, with an average of 58.2% customer satisfaction ratings across the top 5 providers. It’s difficult to see how this can be dramatically improved, given distance limitations of DSL’s high frequency electrical signals over copper.

The iPhone4S has achieved a remarkable customer satisfaction rating of 96% according to ChangeWave Research. This is because the product is predictable in use, its behavioral characteristics are consistent and it has enough processing power to be useful; so much processing power you can even edit video on one.

The only network infrastructure capable of deliver a similar degree of consistent performance and deliver bandwidth in spades, irrespective of location of the user, is optical fibre. An FTTH network may also achieve a customer satisfaction rating of 96%.

Wouldn’t that be something?

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Neil Fairbrother
Interim Marketing

Speculatio in impedimentum

Once the detritus of another Christmas had been cleared away, I started to read one of my gifts; for inevitably I had been given a copy of Steve Jobs’ biography and I found myself pondering the imponderabilia of innovation that optical fibre broadband presents and I am impelled to pen this piece, imperfect as it may be.

My inaugural blog [It’s the Law] on the impedimenta of copper-based broadband stirred up some debate over at www.ISPReview.co.uk, the first comment of which was the predictable imprecation by a “techy” of marketers; that I had been imprecise in my interpretation of the science, an imputation that my work was impure; that the real problem with copper when used as a physical medium to deliver broadband was not resistance as defined by Ohm’s law, but a more complex phenomenon known as impedance.

And I can’t deny an impudent sleight of hand. The broad theme of the piece was that fundamental laws of physics directly define real world telecom services and that the nature of these laws when applied to copper wire means that confusion rather than clarity is offered to consumers.

Rather inconveniently for my theme of “Laws”, there isn’t a “Joe Blogg’s Law of Impedance” as such, no nice, neat label to apply. In this sense, in the context and flow of the blog, impedance, although a more technically precise subject, didn’t fit, and neither did several other limiting factors of copper.

However, the impinging effects of copper as an impedor are well known and there are definitions and even formulae available to describe it, for those of a mathematical mind. Much effort is being invested to overcome these and other limitations; but even as millions if not billions of pounds of R&D is spent to wring every last possible bit out of this 19th century network technology, to sweat the asset as much as possible, the fundamental limits of copper are imprescriptible.

According to my ancient “Physics is Fun” textbook, impedance is defined as the effective resistance of an electric circuit or component to alternating current (AC), arising from the combined effects of ohmic resistance and reactance.

Reactance is the opposition to the flow of alternating current caused by the inductance and capacitance in a circuit, measured in Ohms. The total opposition to the flow of current in the circuit is the impedance, which is the sum of the reactance and the resistance in the circuit.

Or in other words, it’s Ohm’s Law plus.

One of the consequences of copper’s natural and indisputable opposition to the flow of electrical current of both varieties is the imprecision of broadband services that it delivers. When low frequency voice calls were all that copper had to deliver, service was ubiquitous and universal; the medium could deliver the message.

But now, it cannot; the high frequency services delivered frequently depend on your postcode. Precisely marketed with vague “up to” speeds, but with actual throughput not achieving anything like those advertised speeds, especially on the anemic uplink side of the service, leaving consumers disappointed, disaffected and dissatisfied with their service and distrustful of their service providers.

For example, here’s a Speedtest I just did on my own link at home in Maidenhead, 1 mile or 1.6Km (1600m) from the main exchange (although like the majority of consumers I have no idea what the copper distance is). The underlying technology is ADSL2+ and according to the graph in my previous blog I should be receiving circa 20Mbps on the download (which matches the advertised speed of 20Mbps).

However, I am receiving less than 33% of the advertised speed (a whopping 70%+ loss!) and even less of the theoretical maximum that ADSL2+ offers, yet I am paying 100% of the tariff of a 20Mbps service. And to cap it all, my download data volume is capped.

The upload speed is advertised as being a derisory 1Mbps and I have access to only 30% less than this limit, which is substantially less than the minimum recommended bandwidth for a SkypeHD video call. Skype cannot improve their service offering until the network can deliver more bandwidth.

My service provider isn’t BT by the way, but according to BT’s line checker, I should be receiving between 7Mbps and 11Mbps downstream, which while being a welcome improvement is still significantly less than the advertised 20Mbps “up to” speed on my service provider’s website. And it’s this imprecision, unacceptable in other areas of technology such as the processor speed of a laptop, which is the whole point of my previous blog. (Question: why doesn’t BT’s line checker also estimate upload speeds?).

The imprecise nature of copper-based services is caused not only by impedance. Other impedimenta of the copper network include, inter alia:

  • thermal noise
  • echoes
  • reflections
  • attenuation
  • crosstalk
  • surge protectors
  • radio frequency interference (RFI) filters
  • bridged taps
  • split pairs
  • bunched pairs
  • leakage to ground
  • low insulation resistance
  • battery or earth contacts
  • high-resistance joints

Copper is already impeding the service experience that consumers have from the internet and it will always do so. Rather like a giant, distributed, severely limited backplane of a computer, it is limiting the creativity, innovation and revenue potential of the internet and of the economy as a whole.

“Impedance” is a derivative of “impede” which is from the Latin impedire, “to shackle the feet”, ultimately related to “pes” or foot. And for most of us, walking pace is about all that can be achieved with copper, especially on the uplink.

Neil Fairbrother
Interim Marketing

Internet Explorer 9 Insecure Browser Warning?

I.E. 9 is regarded as an extremely safe browser. When my latest P.C. arrived it came configured with Windows 7 and Internet Explorer 9. For many years I was firmly committed to Mozilla Firefox as my browser of choice. Going even further back in time I used Netscape Navigator too.

Why then have I continued to use I.E. 9. and why have I not installed Firefox?

Firefox was great when I first discovered it. Via the S3Fox Organizer plug-in it was for a while the most convenient way to upload and manage material on Amazon’s S3 storage system.

The problem with it was that as fast as people made useful plugins for it, the quicker it seemed to be upgraded so that they would no longer work.

There was a particularly nice plugin that enabled people to be able to automatically check boxes, which was a boon when Twitter changed its policy on what sites like unTweeps.com, who identify who is active, and who is following you, were prohibited from placing a ‘select all’ option in their results.

Two upgrades after installing this plugin and Firefox no longer supported it.

Now I must admit that I.E. 9. is a quirky browser. Some commercial websites, such as that of communications ‘experts’ Ogilvy.com won’t display properly unless something called ‘compatibility mode‘ is enabled. Closer to home it affected the opt-in form on the sites of a few of my I.M. friends, reversing the background colour so that black type appeared against a dark purple, nearly black, background. The message was unreadable.

The background was supposed to display as a welcoming shade of cream.

But it’s exactly due to these quirks that I’ve continued to use I.E. 9. You see I want to know how my pages look in a ‘hostile’ environment, and avoid these kinds of things displaying when people view my websites in I.E. 9. If I don’t use the browser, it’s difficult to understand its quirks.

Some bright spark at this stage is probably reaching for a one button mouse, and about to comment: ‘get a Mac and use Safari‘. They’re missing the point.

You see it’s not about whether or not Safari is a better browser, Mac or no Mac, it’s about the fact that 22% of all Internet users use Internet Explorer as their browser of choice.

I am sure most Mac owners are very nice people. One of my former wives owns one, as does our son, and the man who comforts our daughter and they are all wonderful human beings.

But there are a small group of Mac owners who do get up my nose, such as my friend, so called, who one morning awoke with an idea that would save the world.

He rapidly turned his ‘idea’ into an Apple Pages  file, sent it to all his friends using an CC e-mail with addresses of all fully visible in the header, and appended as his ‘call to action’, ‘if you can’t read this get a Mac’.

I mean did he expect people to bother to read it, after that treatment?

Microsoft claim that Internet Explorer 9 is their safest browser yet. Indeed they believe it to currently be the safest browser commonly available.

I was surprised, therefore, when on upgrading one of my WordPress sites to version 3.31 a window appeared in the dashboard informing me that I was using an insecure browser, and that I needed to upgrade to I. E. 9., which is the browser I use.

Incredibly, similar warnings have appeared on various website I’ve visited over the past couple of months. My Yahoo Mail account being one of these. So why is this?

According to NSS Labs Internet Explorer 9 is an incredibly secure, and safe browser. It is able to detect up to 99% of the malware that it encountered.

That as good or even better than the other browsers out there.

Microsoft has also improved the smart screen url filter that comes with the browser.

And it stops you from downloading files from websites that are known to be dangerous. Indeed with the introduction of  Windows 7 security seems to be Microsoft’s first priority.

Why are these strange warnings appearing?

Could it be someone believes the new I/E. 9 really could be a threat, or is it simple incompetence?

Footnote: Since writing this I have, perversely, installed Rockmelt, which has improved considerably since I last used it. My productivity though is down to zero!

Stephen Bray writes in a stream of consciousness, but sometimes is a good read . . .

It’s the law

Our world is governed by laws, which is reassuring for most of us. Although the law of unintended consequences can make a mockery of well meaning legislation, and although from time to time we’ve all been tripped up by Sod’s law, in general laws are deemed to be a good thing. Science comes up with lots of laws and Professor Brian Cox did his best to explain a few laws of physics the other night on TV and for a moment I felt an inkling of understanding of Quantum Mechanics.

The world of technology is also governed by laws, one of the most well known being Moore’s law. Moore’s law says that the number of transistors that can be placed inexpensively on an integrated circuit doubles approximately every two years. This was postulated in the swinging 60’s and has been demonstrated to be true ever since.

Moore’s law is often conflated with a comment by an Intel executive, David House, who said that chip performance (or computing power) would double every 18 months, being a combination of more transistors on each chip and them being faster. House’s comment may or may not be a law, but it too has been demonstrated to be true ever since.

Disk drives operate to their own law as well, often called Kryder’s Law. Kryder’s Law states that the magnetic disk real storage density doubles approximately every 2 years, analogous to the doubling transistor count every 2 years in Moore’s Law. The result of Kryder’s law is that disk drives get larger in capacity, but smaller in form factor.

There is another law that pertains to network bandwidth. Nielsen’s law states that network connection speeds for home users increases 50% per year, which equates to a doubling every 21 months, just shy of two years.

I’m not so sure this law holds true. The most common network technology used to connect users to the internet is good old fashioned copper wire. The use of copper wire means that Nielsen’s law can’t be true for most users.

Copper wire is an excellent conductor of electricity but it also has electrical resistance. Ohm’s law is used to calculate the amount of resistance any given material has and from my hazy memory of school physics, 1m of copper has a resistance of 1Ohm.

I also recall that the longer any given conductor is, the higher the resistance it has and that the smaller its area, the higher resistance it has. Copper wires as used to deliver broadband services tend to be very long and very thin, and while these were fine for delivering low bandwidth (or low frequency) analog voice, they are less well suited to deliver high speed (or high frequency) bandwidth.

If we compare the speeds against distance of various types of established DSL technologies that are commonly used to deliver internet bandwidth to homes, we see the following:

Distance vs speed graph Source: Thinkbroadband.com & CFH

We can clearly see the tendency of high bandwidth (or high frequency) DSL technologies running over copper to lose much of their effective speed the longer the copper wire is. We can also see that the higher bandwidth DSL technologies lose speed at a faster rate than lower speed bandwidths i.e. high speed VDSL2 doesn’t go as far as low speed ADSL.

The upshot of this is that the further one lives away from the exchange, the slower the actual speed experienced will be for any given DSL service. This propensity to lose speeds over distance is known as Loop Attenuation that is caused by a combination of factors including Ohms law and frequency interference known as “cross talk”.

This is why copper-based broadband services are often marketed with “up to” speeds rather than specific speeds, because the service provider cannot with any degree of certainty tell you what the actual speed will be.

Which of course makes is it incredibly difficult for the consumer to decide which service is the most appropriate for them. As these distances refer to copper distances and not as-the-crow-flies distances, it is impossible for the consumer to work out how far they are from the exchange and hence to make an informed choice of service.

And this invokes another law: caveat emptor.

Neil Fairbrother
Interim Marketing

Microsoft Does NOT Call its Customers – Scam Warning

It was a coincidence of amazing proportions.  Within seconds of sitting down to begin writing this article the phone rang.  As usual, I checked the Caller ID and saw the all-too-irritating *OUT OF AREA* displayed.  Okay, let the fun and games commence.

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Ninety-nine percent of such calls are from (insert generic English name here) that typically (claim to) work for Microsoft or Windows.  These kind folks have noticed on their system that my personal computer is sending out high levels of data and is causing a lot of concern.  Now I’ve spoken to a lot of people in my area that have received similar calls as well as one poor individual that got taken in by this scam.  Make no mistake – this IS a scam, pure and simple.

The first clue for me came immediately on my answering the phone.  When I came here a few years ago I moved in with my fiancee.  So now when I answer the phone and the caller asks to speak to Mr Fiancee’s Surname I know something is up.  The second clue came within seconds because – at the time – my computer was sat on my desk completely without power following a short in the mains supply to the study.

The caller always directs the user to open the Event Viewer which is a tool that computer engineers can use to diagnose issues that arise with your machine.  It’s important to note that even on a perfectly healthy computer the Event Viewer will show errors.  They are, rather unhelpfully, indicated with confusing and misleading error codes that to the uninitiated will look very daunting.

Now usually by this point I’ve seen through the attempt but recently somebody I know was terrified about what she had seen on her computer and had allowed the caller full access to her machine.  This is achieved remarkably easily through software that the victim downloads at the instruction of the caller.  When this computer came to my attention I found various settings had been changed to allow remote access and code had even been copied to the user’s desktop to eliminate the evidence.

Since prevention is far better than cure, I’ve put together a list of things to be wary of in the event that you too receive one of these calls:

  • Microsoft – and indeed any business – does NOT typically call its customers particularly if they make a statement to that effect in their Terms and Conditions.
  • There is no such Microsoft division that identifies itself as Windows Viruses.
  • The chances are you have never provided Microsoft with your phone number while using your computer.  Ask yourself – or them! – how they found it.
  • The more you say there’s nothing wrong with your computer the more aggressive the caller gets.  My advice is to end the call as quickly as possible.
  • More often than not the caller will start demanding sums of money to continue with the support service they claim to be providing.

Unfortunately, there is currently no way of blocking these types of calls.  One of the main sources of OUT OF AREA calls is the VoIP system which allows any computer connected to the Internet anywhere in the world to act as a telephone.

Vigilance is the key.  For now, all we can do is consider these callers a nuisance and ignore them.  If for whatever reason you suspect you may have been taken in by one of these kind souls the best thing you can do is disconnect your computer from the Internet and get it looked at by a trusted professional.  These days it’s not uncommon to store all kinds of personal data on your computer – it really needs to be protected.

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WordPress 3.3 – First Impressions

I not sure it is normal to be this excited about a WordPress update, but I am!

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WordPress’ Latest Update 3.3

Right, this is not one of my usual types of post, but one some of you will find very useful, the most important thing I have noticed, is this will be even easier to use for novices and clients when I have done my magic on the design and layout side.

Uploading Files

Usually, you need to click on the file type you need to upload, as in Image, Video, Audio and Media. Now there is just one button, with auto detection of the file type added.

This may seem like such a small change, but when explaining to new WordPress users, this will help an awful lot. (Not to mention streamlining work I do in WordPress all the time)

And as if that was not good enough, we now have a fully working drag and drop for file uploading too, photos and other files straight from your Finder (or Explorer) files. It also handles multiple files, instead of just one at a time. (I shall have a crack at galleries later).

WordPress have also been kind enough to drop in .rar and 7z file types to be allowed via the uploader too (so I am imaging they will work in the drag and drop too)

Dashboard Layout & Menus

Flyout menus! This has to be my favourite update, anyone that has a WordPress website with multiple plugins and addons will be used to having a few menus open and needing to close them to navigate easily (I usually have Settings, Appearance, Plugins, Pages and Posts open).

In WordPress 3.3 we have flyout menus, much quicker to use and land in the right place, you hover your mouse over Pages, out pops the submenu, like nature intended! Love it!

Auto sizing in WordPress 3.3 admin is much better too, iPad, Laptops, Desktops etc will all love this. I work on a 22′ iMac and usually split my screen with a couple of different windows open, this new version is not skewing the screen like the old version, much better!

There is now a little WordPress icon on the top left of the admin and dashboard pages, which rolls out any help and links to WP and the forums. Again, I think this will help noobs.

There is a dark grey admin bar across the top too (a bit like the one when you were logged into the front end of a WordPress website), with quick links such as + New, which drops down all things New, Posts, Media, Pages etc!

Permalinks

Permalinks have been given an update that has been needed for a long time, this is much easier to understand for a new WordPress user.

Widgets

Ever updated or changed your theme, only to lose all your Widget positioning and configuration? Anytime you switch back now, they will be there waiting for you like puppy dogs wagging their tails!

Geek Stuff

No point boring most of you with the geeky stuff in WordPress 3.3, suffice to say, for code and ev work, there have been some major shifts in the right direction, jQuery 1.7.1 and full jQuery UI stack, new API and a handful of other updates.

In Conclusion

I think this is the best update released by WordPress so far, not only is this miles away from the early bloggy style of WordPress, this is really starting to bring together the pros and novices in one easy solution. I spend a fair amount of type on Skype with clients via screen view, showing them where and what to click, the few changes I mentioned earlier will save me a few hours a month, but more importantly, will make this far easier to use for the new users.

If you haven’t taken the jump yet, WordPress 3.3 is sitting their with a smug look on its face, it knows how awesome it is!

Discuss…

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Chris "Kip" Carrier

Kip's natural habitat is at the mac messing around with websites and graphics . . .

Dealing with Data-Plan Downloads

I’ve recently read through an article on the rising costs and problems associated with “unlimited” data download plans with mobile providers and it got me thinking.  Just about everything a smartphone can do beside phone calls and text messaging requires a data-plan.  Some are unlimited (though with fair use policies) whereas others are more specific.  Common sizes are 1GB and 500MB per month.

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There are a number of things you can do to remedy this with minimal changes to your data download habits.  The article I read dealt mainly with business users but the advice here can be used by anybody looking to get the most out of their smartphones.

  1. The first thing I’d suggest is to do is only download the essentials.  Sounds obvious I know but there’s a tendency – fast becoming a habit – to use a smartphone in place of a computer and download pretty much anything you can find.  Music, photos, videos, using apps and even the apps themselves add to the data download.  Use sparingly!
  2. Pre-plan your needs before you go out and about.  If you want some tunes / videos / reading material on your smartphone copy them from your computer via data cable.  It’s quick and it’s free!
  3. Don’t forget that your smartphone is just an interface for your email.  If you’ve been sent a large file, leave it until you get back to your computer and can download it there.  If you absolutely need that spreadsheet to check off some figures, all well and good.  The viral video currently doing the rounds among your work colleagues can probably wait until you get back to the office!
  4. Downloading files over Wi-Fi doesn’t count toward your data-plan.  In fact, there are some apps and settings on your phone that will only work over Wi-Fi.  Others will provide the option of using Wi-Fi or your data-plan.  To be honest, I can’t think of any good reason to use up the data-plan unnecessarily.  I’d say 95% of the downloading I do to my smartphone is done via Wi-Fi.
  5. How many people download apps and then click past the page describing the permissions that the app needs?  I think we’ve all done it at one time or another.  It’s worth noting which of them requires Internet access and how often they’re updating.

As handy as it can be to have instant Internet access on your smartphone and the ability to do almost everything you can on a computer, the best advice is still to use it sparingly.  Smartphones are handy devices but can also be expensive hobbies!

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The Curse of 10.37 and Finally Giving In

Every night it happens and every night it annoys me. Imagine if you were watching Tv and every night at 10.37pm the tv went off and you weren’t sure when you could get back to watching your favorite show.

This happens to me. Every night. With the Internet.

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My annoying adsl line turns itself off at 10.37 every night for just a few seconds, or for half an hour or so depending on how it is feeling.

And it is usually feeling bad.

My line is also weaker than the signal coming in from next door.

What does that mean?

It means that all my devices try to connect up with the strongest signal. I even have the password for it because of my neighbour’s largesse when I was without Internet for 8 days (Yes a whole eight days without an Internet connection to speak of) However my neighbour’s connection is rather slower than mine because he is not a saddo with an Internet fixation or necessity.

So why have I given up?

Well I am having another line put in to give me the full Monty of 50 Megs download speed and 5 Megs upload through fibre optic.

So is it worth it?

Well currently I am not sure. I have already had a battle with the company that phoned me to offer it to me. You get that? They rang me to offer it? A cold call worked because it caught me at the right time on a day when the current connection was seriously pissing me off. Why have I had an argument with them?

They made it difficult you see. Everything was positive until they phoned me to make sure that the house was mine. I said apart from the part the bank owns then yes it was. They asked me to prove it so I took photos with the iphone and attached them to an email and sent them off.

Then the problems started.

I got another phone call telling me they couldn’t accept photos as they were not attachments. Of course they are attachments I replied as they are attached to the message. “we can only accept scans or faxes”. So after telling them I hadn’t had a fax for six years and to get with it people they said scan it then. The thing is, if I scan it then it gets sent as a jpg file by default, ie the same as a photo, so I refused because I was just a tad busy that day.

They phoned me up again.

It was then I got angry and turned the tables

“Now you just listen to me, you rang me up to offer me this! So if you want 60 euros a month or rather 720 euros from me this year you had just better accept it and get me connected up because I am not going to waste any more time with your stupidity. I will expect a call when you give me a date and time for installation. Otherwise never phone me again, ok? Have a nice day”

Four hours later I got the call confirming the installation for tomorrow.

Sometimes you just have to turn the tables.

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Twenty Twelve – Are You Ready?

It is fast approaching 2012, with an excellent 2011 almost over, I have sat down and started mapping out what needs to be in place for next year.

HTML5 & Flash Content

Adobe have finally thrown in the towel and will no longer be supporting Flash for mobile browsers, which is about time, but this will seriously affect websites with any flash content on them. If you are using WordPress (I really do not see the point in using anything else these days), this will be an easy transition thanks to VideoJS, a great plugin that will detect flash and non flash capable browsers, converting to HTML5 version if no Flash is found.

A few weeks ago when I was looking at mobile stats in the UK, I found a staggering stat, 16.7 Million people are browsing the internet with their mobile phones, in the UK alone. So making sure you are mobile friendly online is not a fad, it is a must.

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Social Media Changes

Ok, so the biggest social media buzz so far this year is Google Plus (G+), which I am a massive fan of, as this seriously affects your Google position. If you already have a G+ account, you would have seen the difference in search results from people you are linked with (Circles). If you have not yet got a G+ account, make that the second thing you do after reading this blog (the first is to comment, yes, I am an attention seeking whore!). You can now have a personal account and a business page on G+, get increasing your circles, add the G+ button/widget to your websites, email signatures and any other social media linking you do.

Facebook and Twitter are far from dead, but G+ has the biggest affect on your search engine positioning.

Video Content

This is becoming insanely popular, we saw Google starting to drop videos into search results this year, and with approximately 24 hours of video added every minute on YouTube, the growth is tremendous. I can appreciate there will be some people reading this that think their industry does not need videos, but I assure you, they do!

You can film tutorials, how to videos, help videos, product demonstrations, speeches and just about anything you can point a camera at (or capture on screen).

Not something I use, but a few clients love the FlipCam, I think they are around £100 or less, perfect for a quick movie here and there. For screen capture I use Camtasia:Mac, but there is a Windows version too, great bit of kit.

UX – User Experience

This is being dropped in nearly every phonecall I have at the minute, UX is the hands on side to anything you do, the thing that makes people click, email, read, browse, contact and get involved. We have been changing for years, people want things that they are involved with, not just flat text and info. Remember when the “Red Button” first popped up on TV, now it is the norm, press green for reminder, press to record series link etc, fully interactive. This is something you need on your websites, bland should be taken outside and shot.

Think how you can create interactivity for your visitors and clients.

What Else Was There?

This is a cheeky little tip, but you should be dropping Olympics into your keywords, lets face it, most people reading this have something to offer the Olympics, so people will be searching for it, Olympic Web Design, Olympic Marketing, Olympic Social Media      …you get the picture.

I mean, if we have to host the thing, we may as well take advantage of it!

If I have missed anything out, comment below and share your pre-emptive 2012 tips and ideas.

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Chris "Kip" Carrier

Kip's natural habitat is at the mac messing around with websites and graphics . . .

Why I Love Facebook!

There is often a large amount of coverage in the media generally about Facebook, and lets be honest, it is not surprising really – a business in a pretty new arena (social media) which has grown from a college dorm in the United States in controversial circumstances – think out of court settlement with the Winklevoss twins who claim to have hired Mark Zuckerberg to code their idea – to become in the top two most visited websites in the World.

Mark Zuckerberg's original Facebook profile

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Add to that estimated user numbers ranging from 700,000,000 to 1 billion (which is reportedly Facebook’s private estimate) and a book and a film adaptation where one of the main protagonists is played by Justin Timberlake and it is a pretty powerful combination!

Aren’t You a Bit Old For This?

I am probably on the outside edge of Facebook’s core group of users (I’m 41) and as a good friend once said to me, “Facebook is for young people – and Phil!” Facebook certainly has its detractors, people who swear they’ll never go on it, citing privacy issues and the regular examples of people who are caught out slagging their boss off, or flirting with people they shouldn’t be.

So Why Do I love Facebook so much?

It’s true that I do use Facebook for professional purposes to build communities, spread and syndicate my content and keep an eye on people who I could work together with, as there is a lot of opportunity for that kind of thing in the internet marketing world, if you’re smart about it.

But where I have the most fun with Facebook is definitely on a personal level.

I enjoy some friendly banter amongst real world friends that I might not see all that often, about anything from a night out to football scores to random events that occur in their lives. In return I openly invite people to peep around the curtain to see the random and ridiculous elements of my life too.

Long Lost Friends

It is also a great way to keep up with friends who for example you might not to see at all, for a variety of reasons. For example I have a friend from my insurance broking days a number of years ago who these days I see rarely, except for bumping into him at industry dos once a year at Christmas. However we swap news and banter regularly through Facebook, and that helps us keep the friendship going, even if it is virtual 90% of the time.

Does this replicate going out and actually spending time with people and having a conversation face to face? Of course not. If it did, there might well be a problem there! But as a way of keeping up with people who you don’t see regularly for one reason or another, it is great fun.

So what do you think about Facebook? Do you use Facebook for personal or business reasons, or maybe both? What do you think about privacy and advertising on the site?

I’d love to hear your thoughts, so leave me a comment below.

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Blogger, writer, marketer and owner of www.abcmultimedia.co.uk, and www.internetbusinessforbeginners.co.uk, home of the On-line Apprentice 2011. I am currently a full time nine to fiver, planning an escape very soon from corporate life, former mortgage broker, lover of marketing online and offline, internet business bore, cricket obsessive, frustrated marathon runner and a Manchester United Fan (fully paid up member of the prawn sandwich brigade)
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